ten things i hate about you, er... something.

I was reading my friends blog the other day, and she had a 100 things you might not know about me list. For some reason i read the enitre thing, and then decided to do my own. i found hers very interesting, hopefully you will do the same for mine.

enjoy, or dont...


1. I used to have a ventriloquist doll named lester, he was black and wore a plaid vest. I got it from the sears catalog.
2. I am afraid of growing old.
3. I still don’t know what I want to do with my life.
4. I ordered magic tricks from an infomercial, and practiced them diligently.
5. I played little league baseball.
6. My dad was my little league coach one year.
7. I called miss cleo the Jamaican psychic one time.
8. I look on ebay every single day.
9. I spend more time reading comics than I do reading the bible.
10. My first real job in the music business was a roadie on Jessica simpsons first tour.
11. I want a motorcycle.
12. I used to get grossed out by olives, but now I cant get enough of them.
13. San fransicso is my favorite city in the western half of the US.
14. New york is my favorite city in the eastern half of the US.
15. I used to surf. My surfboard is currently in my attic in my landlocked state.
16. I used to be way in to fishing. I would go every day.
17. The things I miss most about florida are the bodies of water.
18. My gandfather died in my house when I was in high school. He was on hospice care.
19. I played soccer in high school.
20. Every girlfriend I had, except for one and my wife, cheated on me.
21. I have a fake tooth. It’s the one in the front on the right.
22. I used to sleep with a tent on my bed.
23. I also used to sleep in that same tent on our trampoline.
24. My tent had the ninja turtles on it.
25. I also had a ninja turtle sleeping bag.
26. I used to build lego forts for my gi joes.
27. My favorite movie is ghostbusters.
28. I am addicted to pop culture.
29. I prefer coke to pepsi, bue feel guilty after drinking one.
30. I use my meal plate for dessert, and that grosses dave Douglas out.
31. It has taken me about thirty minutes to get this far.
32. I accomplish more in the hours before 10 am, and if I sleep past 10, I feel like the whole day is worthless.
33. I hate shaving, but I hate not being clean shaved.
34. I prefer DC to marvel.
35. I love watching documentaries, even if I could care less about what they are about.
36. I went through a huge van halen phase.
37. I even bough a techno tribute to van halen.
38. My first job was bagging groceries.
39. My second job was at a golf course.
40. My third job was at a video game store.
41. My fourth job was at a boot store.
42. My fifth job was at Tennessee call before you dig.
43. My sixth job was for Jessica simpson.
44. I had odd jobs between those jobs, I cut grass for a landlord, and helped build custom cabinets.
45. I have never lived alone.
46. The oldest friend (we went to preschool together) I have married one of my high school girlfriends… I wasn’t invited to the wedding.
47. I am really good a table tennis.
48. The fist movie I saw in a theatre was an American tale.
49. I consider myself a hobbyist, but I don’t mean to be.
50. I tried to give guitar lessons this year, but didn’t get any students.
51. I love watching figure skating.
52. I really love watching gymnastics during the Olympics.
53. I used to wish my name was zach, like my friend zach ghering, cause I thought it sounded cool.
54. I don’t sleep very well, ever.
55. I have several man crushes. I wont name names.
56. My favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch.
57. Keanu reeves is one of my all time favorite actors.
58. I love sushi.
59. I wish I was on a flag football team.
60. I want to play golf but its too expensive of a hobby for me to get into right now.
61. I love talk radio.
62. I love Michael savage, although my wife has convinced me he is only a “character.”
63. I consider myself neither democrat nor republican, nor liberal or conservative.
64. I would never vote for a person based solely on their political party.
65. i wish that fried food was good for you, I would eat it every day.
66. I consider myself a connoisseur of cheese sticks. I alternate each dip from marinara sauce to ranch dressing.
67. I also love BK chicken fries, and I rotate dips from bbq to ranch dressing.
68. My dad ships me bbq sauce from my favorite rib joint in my home town.
69. I recently started looking for old friends online. I have found several and reconnected. Its fun.
70. The first movie I remember seeing in the theatre is an American tale.
71. I hate the saxophone, for the most part. That doesn’t mean I hate you, if you play one.
72. I know all the words from several 80s movies, including bttf, and ghostbusters.
73. My sister and I used to watch the mickey mouse club when Brittney and Justin and Christina were on there.
74. We also went to see them tape the show live. It was a Disney.
75. I often regret major purchases, soon after I buy them.
76. I wish I would have never stopped taking piano lessons. I will probably be the sort of parent who makes their kid do that sort of thing.
77. I don’t like to sweat.
78. I played high school tennis.
79. I think bryan adams has an amazing voice. I also think Michael Bolton has an amazing voice.
80. I say something at least once a day to get the response is, “are you serious?”
81. I am in fact, serious.
82. Mcdonalds has long been my favorite restaurant. Chic fil a is a close second, followed by captain ds. Yes, all that is true.
83. I enjoy eating inside fast food joints by myself.
84. My car doesn’t have a radio, and its where I do some of my best reflecting.
85. I go back and forth on whether or not I enjoy watching baseball.
86. I fall asleep to the golf channel every single night.
87. I can type 75 words per minute.
88. My two dream cars are a 1960s ford bronco, baby blue with a white top, and a delorean. I joke that if I was single I would have them both. Its not a joke.
89. I think its better to invest money in things that you can sell for a profit, rather than sticking It in the bank. The only investment I have ever lost money on, are mutual funds.
90. My first bi racial crush was lisa bonet from the cosby show.
91. I am not against plastic surgery.
92. I want to start and online comic, but haven’t gotten around to it.
93. I have never owned a new car.
94. I have however owned a new house.
95. I am doing, professionally, exactly what I want to be doing right now. I have wanted to be a musician since I was 10.
96. I play paul reed smith guitars, and I love them.
97. I got in a car wreck when I was 14… the car burned up and I was in a wheel chair for 8 weeks. I recovered.
98. My favorite golfer is tiger woods and I like it when he wins by a landslide.
99. I don’t play guitar as much as I would like to.
100. I wish I was more disciplined.

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